One is an indvidual
One always confirms
One is very open
One has a closed policy as a norm
One is playful
One is dull
One runs the world
One has an influance that is null
One is gives you the most bang for your buck
One costs you all even the shirt on your back
One's name is PC
One's name is Mac!

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Hip 30/40 year old: Hello I'm a PC.

Burnt out 20 year old: Smokes ...something "I'm...a....watch you call it...

PC: Mac

Mac: Yeah, whatever.

PC packing: Well it was a good run.

Mac packing: Time to have some fun.

PC: As we lay in the sun.

Mac: Now our work here is done.

PC: We achived the goals we have aspired.

Mac: So we are going to retire.

PC: And taking a vacation.

Mac: And make this declaration.

PC: That though we will be leaving.

Mac: You need not go grieving.

PC: Thogh we will not be here.

Mac: There will be no need to fear.

PC: We will be near.

Mac: If you have free beer.

PC: So this isnt really good by.

Mac: I'm running kind of dry.

PC: We are just bewteen Hi-s.

Mac: Huh huh huh, seriously, there is nothing I wouldn't try.

PC: So no reason to cry.

Mac: As long as it gets me to fly.

Penguin: That's right!