A: It's free. You can use Live365 to listen to us for nothing. Of course you could always subscribe to Live365 and become a V.I.P. Listener or make a donation to IJ Studios.
Q: If I can listen to you for free, then why should I subscribe to be a Live365 V.I.P. Listener?
A: Ony a certain number of non Live365 V.I.P. Listeners can tune in at one time. Currently that number is 25. An infinite number of Live365 V.I.P. Listeners can listen at any time. You would also get no commercials!
Q: If I can listen to you for free, or already a Live365 V.I.P. Listener then why should I donate money to you?
A: Although it's free to you, it's not to us. Although we are happy delivering our music to you, we can only afford the basic Live365 Broadcaster subscription. This gives us, the ability to broadcast to 25 non Live365 V.I.P Listeners at once and 150 MB of storage for our music. Plus we will add you to our donator's page of fame!
Q: How much can I donate?
A: You can donate in incrimates of 1, 5, 10, or 20 dollars at a time through paypal. You can donate multiple times if you want. IJ Studios can receive a maximum of 500 dollars a month.
Q: What will you do with the money I donated to you?
A: Lots of stuff! Upgrade our broadcast subscription so we can have more listeners, more memory for music, live broadcasts and be able to check our song stats so we know what you like and what you hate. Afford our own domain name so we can be www.us.com instead of www.them.com/us. Get someone to host our site. Buy more music.
Q: How do I know you wont misappropriate my donations?
A: We at IJ Studios have all taken a solemn oath to use all funds received by you for the embetterment of IJ Studios. If you suddenly see us with our own domain name, better broadcast, or get new CDs, you can be sure it was because of you. Thank you.
Q: Will you play X song from Y CD?
A: Probably. If you suggest it, and we like it, we'll play it. Of course a donation to cover said CD will certainly speed up the process.
Q: In that case why can't I just buy the CD myself?
A: You most certainly can, and by all means do so. We won't fault you for it. If you do donate the cover price though you will be sharing said music with the world and be added to our donaters page of fame.
Q: I'm a new artist, will you play my music?
A: Sure! Email your request.
Q: Are you hiring?
A: No.
Q: Do you except interns?
A: No.
Q: What If I worked for free?
A: Schweet but still no.
Q: What if I payed you?
A: Now your talking, but still no.
Q: Why wont you take an internship?
A: Well people take interns for two reasons. The first is to do all the unglamorous and self deeming jobs around the place. The second is to abuse in cruel and unusual ways. Sadly both of these functions are taken up by Timmy and Little Mouth respectively. Now would you want to put them out of a job in todays economy? No. I didn't' think so.
Q: Will you bear my child IJ Dee-Vo?
A: That would be impossible.
Q: Are you a squid?
A: No.
Q: What's the deal with the squid fighting a whale?
A: The Squid vs Whale has become the unofficial symbol of the daily never ending fight IJ Studios goes through to deliver you the best sound that can be found around from deep underground.
Q: Are you the squid or the whale?
A: Depends on the day. As the Squid, our many tentacles are allways reaching out, grouping in the cold dark harsh depths searching for the best music we can find. As the Whale, we battle against the many problems that occur daily that attempt to drag us deep down into oblivian.
Q: Is it true that Sock Monkey is a sock monkey come to life through the Gem of Garthuiso hidden in his body among the asbestos Stuffing?
A: How can you possibly know that, its top secr...ehhh umm..no it's not.
Q: Is sock monkey a sock monkey?
A: No.
Q: Is Sock Monkey a sock?
A: No.
Q: Is Sock Monkey even a monkey?
A: Yes he is.
Q: What type of monkey is Sock Monkey?
A: Sock Monkey is a a code monkey.
Q: How old is IJ Dee-Vo?
A: Don't know.
Q: How old are you IJ Dee-Vo?
A: I don't know.
Q: How can you not know?
A: The information is not in my brain.
Q: Why isn't it in your brain?
A: I don't know.
Q: Why don't you know?
A: It's not in my brain.
Q: Can I call IJ Studios?
A: No.
Q: Why Can I not call IJ Studios?
A: Don't have a number.
Q: Why doesn't IJ Studios have a number?
A: Cause it would either cost you if its a non 1-800 number or it would cost us if it was a 1-800 number
Q: Do you allow visitors to IJ Studios?
A: No.
Q: Why Don't you allow visitors to IJ Studios?
A: Well, its our home, and really if we allowed visitors we would defiantly have to bring the place up to code, and fix the leaky pipes, and sparking wires. Either that pay the medical bills. Either that or hire lawyers to make up a waiver for visitors to sign. All three are outside our budget.
Q: What is the address of IJ Studios?
A: It is at an undisclosed location
Q: Where is IJ Studios?
A: It is in the heart of those that love all things 1337
Q: How do I get to it?
A: Second star to the right and straight on till morning
Q: Who works there?
A: Work? That's a good one. IJ Dee-Vo, Tachi, Sock Monkey, Little Mouth, Timmy, box bots
Q: What do they earn?
A: Karma points.
Q: what are their back grounds?
A: As of this moment:
IJ Dee-Vo: a concrete wall
Tachi: nuclear missile
Sock Monkey: lots o wires
Little Mouth: a ventalation fan
Timmy: some fish
Box Bots: too many to list
For their history check out their profiles
Q: Are you crazy?
A: No, just insane
Q: Do your ears hang low?
A: No.
Q: Where can I send my questions, comments, or suggestions?
A: Send them to IJ Dee-Vo
Q: Where can I send hate mail?
A: Bite me.
Q: Will you post my question, comment, or suggestion?
A: Probably.
Q: Why haven't you posted my question, comment, or suggestion?
A: You haven't given it to us yet, we haven't received it yet, we haven't updated the site yet, it or a similar question/suggestion already is up, you are looking in the wrong section, it was really inappropriate, we don't have the answer, we haven't gotten to it yet we are just too lazy.
Q: Are any of these answears true?
A: Truth is in the eye of the beholder
