The IJ Crew
Down in IJ Studios
Liked their playlists a lot
But Sherman Jr.
The M.I.A.A. CEO
Did NOT!
Junior hated their playlist, didn't find it pleasn
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his temporal lobes wernt wired quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his ears were clooged up too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his soul was four sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His soul or his ears,
He stood there on his balcony, hating their cheer
Staring down from his office, with a sour, spiteful frown
At the warm light hearted Geek'n Up The Night sounds
For he knew the IJ Crew in IJ Studios
Were busy now, setting up their show.
"And they're uploading their mp3s!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow's their new playlist! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his bony fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep that playlist from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...All of the IJ Crew
Would wake up sometime past noon. They'd broadcast their tunes!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the crew, odd and weird, would sit down to their games
And they'd game! And they'd game!
And they'd GAME! GAME! GAME! GAME!
They would start on Halo 3 and Fatal Frame
Which was something Junior thought was totally Lame!
And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every one down in IJ Studios, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, offkey voices bringing,
Poorly done parodies, And the crew would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more Junior thought of the Poor-Parody-Sing
The more Junior thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for about five odd years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop their playlist from coming!
...But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
JUNIOR
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" Junior Laughed in a fit.
And he made a quick YTGDM cosplay outfit.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great evil trick!
"With this YTGDM chassis, I look rather slick!"
"All I need is a drone..."
Junior looked around.
But since robots are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the Junior...?
No! Junior simply said,
"If I can't find a robot, I'll make one instead!"
So he called intern Max, covered him in foil,
Glued a light bulb on his head and scented him in oil.
THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On a tricked out Rickshaw
And he hitched up old Max.
Then Junior said, "Giddyap!"
And the Rickshaw started down
Toward the Studio where the Crew
Lay a-snooze all around.
All their monitors were dark. Noisy fans recycled the air.
All the Crew were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to IJ Studios blast doors he did stare.
"This is our stop," Junior Music Stealing Man hissed
And he walked to the door, empty bags in his fist.
Then he put a cardboard IJ Dee-Vo to the scanner.
It was a crazy idea but he was a crazy planner.
The doors open at once, after a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head in and quickly he flew
Where the CDs were all shelved placed neatly in a row.
"These CDS," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every media device present!
Wavs! Aiffs! Raw audio! MP3s!
Flash cards! Hard drives! Records! DVDs!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then Junior, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, in the Rickshaw so simply!
Then he slunk to the computer. He took the Crew's database!
He took the Crews files! He took them with haste!
He cleaned out that computer as quick as a flash.
Why, Junior even took their 1s and zeros from the cache! Then he stuffed all the data in the Rickshaw with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned Junior, "I will steal their PC!"
And Junior removed components, and he started to shove
When he heard an annoying sound comming from above.
He looked up fast, and he saw the smallest Crew!
Little Mouth who, had an IQ not more than two.
Junior had been caught by this little mouth thing
Who'd got out of bed for a tasty coiled spring.
Little Mouth stared at Junior and said, "yatagadam, why,"
"why are you taking our blinky box? why?"
But, you know, that Junior was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little Mouth," the fake YTGDM lied,
"There's a light on this box that won't light on one side.
"So I'm taking it home to my factory, so dont fear.
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the mouth. Then he patted LM
And he got a spring for Little mouth then.
And when Little Mouth went to bed with the coil,
HE managed to haul out the entire thing with lots of toil!
Then the last thing he took
Was the lyrics for their songs.
Then he went to the Rickshaw taking the stuff along.
In IJ Studios he left nothing but books, and Pong.
And the bit of evidence
That he left in the place
Was some paper written upon was "In your face!"
Then
After he was all done
Packing up the Rickshaw
Leaving not a thing
For them to play
For their station at all!
It was quarter past one...
The IJ Crew, still a-bed
The IJ Crew, still a-snooze
With crazy grin on his head,
He rode off with their stuff! The things! The swag!
The items! And the nouns! The objects! The contents of bags!
Several miles away! To a toxic landfill,
His evil deed to fulfill!
"You lose IJ Crew!" he was fiend-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no playlist is coming!
"They're just waking up! All in a panic!
"Screaming, running, all in a panic
"Their internet station will only play static!" "That's a noise," grinned Junior,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he got his iphone. And Junior put it to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising from his phone.
It started own. Then it started to pwn...
But the sound wasn't static!
Why, they were still on the air!
He gave out a moan! More then he could bare! UNFAIR!
He stared down at the device!
Junior popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
The music on their station the short and the long,
Was playing! Without any of their songs!
He HADN'T stopped their playlist from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And Junior, racked his brains, what caused his woe,
Mind puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without Weird Al! It came without Luke-Ski!
"It came without Demento, remixes from OC!"
And he puzzled all day, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then Junior thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe their music," he thought, "isn't just on their harddrive.
"Maybe their music...perhaps...is also stored on live365!"
And what happened then...?
Well...in IJ Studios they say
That Junior's ulcer
Grew three sizes that day!
And all the while as Junior was lost in thought,
The IJ Crew tracked down their stuff which they re-got.
And they brought back the swag! And the lyrics for their songs!
And he...
...HE HIMSELF...!
Junior cried year long
Due to potential conflicts with the rules of the company that hosts our site we have removed our "Wall of 3pic N0obs". We have decided to keep the song though so here it is.
Look around you
There are st0opid things to see
That some would say
Should never be
These things I know
They're true though I wish it wern't so
To dumb to believe
But you'll see
Trolls and crackers
And mail spammers
those that hate
And complainers
And if your heart is true
Than they will find you too
In every game, and site, Message boards too
You'll find them on the Wall of
3pic N0obs
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
Heigh ho, Super Mario, a pwning we will go!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
We'll pwn a human and leave him fumin',
And then we'll camp his corpse!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
Heigh ho, Super Mario, a pwning we will go!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
We'll sober up a drawf and kick him off a warf,
And then we'll camp his corpse!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
Heigh ho, Super Mario, a pwning we will go!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
We'll punt a gnome all the way home, And then we'll camp his corpse!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
Heigh ho, Super Mario, a pwning we will go!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
We'll kill an elf and de-ear his self,
And then we'll camp his corpse!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
Heigh ho, Super Mario, a pwning we will go!
A pwning we will go, a pwning we will go,
We'll catch a draenei and make him cry,
And then we'll camp his corpse!
Shirley and Sue on WoW R-P-G-ing,
Orc and troll questing:
Sue: Don't group with Bruno. Bruno is a N0ob.
Shirley: A N0ob, what's a N0ob?
Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno.
Shirley: Shhh here he comes.
Bruno: Hi girls, I'm on a epic quest.
Want to help?
Sue: No thanks.
Bruno: Oh, okay. Bye.
So he walked to the edge
Of the great high ledge
And began his epic quest.
Bruno: Yup.
Down the trail came Goblin Mike
Riding on his mighty goblin bike.
Goblin Mike: Hey girls, where's Bruno?
Oh neat! On a epic quest, Ub3r 1337!
Shirley and Sue: Don't group with Bruno.
Bruno is a N0ob.
Goblin Mike: A N0ob, what's a N0ob?
Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno.
Bruno: Hey, I found a grey item.
Goblin Mike: Grey Item! Lame! Bye.
So Goblin Mike and mighty goblin bike
Rode off to Ogrimmar.
Goblin Mike: N0ob!
Out a portal came Undead Gail,
On a dragon mount with a scaley tail.
Undead Gail: I'm gonna quest with Bruno
and Goblin Mike.
But the big girls called the zombie tyke.
Shirley and Sue: Undead Gail.
Don't group with Bruno. Bruno is a N0ob.
Undead Gail: A N0ob, what's a N0ob?
Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno.
Bruno: Help, Its lvl 20!
Undead Gail: Only 20?
Bruno: It's pwning me!
Undead Gail: Wow! Bye N0ob.
So Undead Gail with her dragon and its tail
Flew off to Ogrimmar.
Kodo pulled up in a cloud of dust.
A bull jumped off with his robes all mussed.
Tauren Leakey: I'm Tauren Leakey from Stone Talon.
I seek young Bruno. Did you girls see him?
Shirley and Sue: We don't group with Bruno.
Bruno is a N0ob.
Tauren Leakey: A N0ob, define N0ob!
Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno.
Bruno: Hey, somebody please rez me!
Tauren Leakey: What rez thee? No way! Bye.
So Tauren Leakey mounted his Kodo
And rode to Ogrimar.
Tauren Leakey: Pathetic N0ob!
Shirley stopped playing and said to Sue:
Shirley: I'd like to Ogrimmar, too.
Sue: Shirley, Lets watch failure Bruno.
Bruno is a N0ob.
Shirley: But what is a N0ob?
Sue: Don't you know?
Shirley: No. I don't know!
So Sue and Shirley tiptoed slowly
Towards the instance.
Shirley and Sue: Hello?
Bruno: Hey girls, am I glad to see you!
Shirley and Sue: You are?
Bruno: Come on down.
Just how do you use the spirit healer?
Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk
I'm a Archon man
no time to talk
Music loud and cosplay girls
Its the best con around
In the whole world
And now it's all right, it's ok
Don't worry that people look away
Here people do understand
Steam Punk style's effect on man
Whether you're a cosplayer
or whether you're a gamer
you're Archon 3-5, ARchon 3-5
Feel Collinsville breakin
and everybody shakin'
and we're Archon 3-5, Archon 3-5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Archon 3-5, Archon 3-5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Archon 3-5
Well the Mad scientist tea party
Caffinates the conner's brains to be smarty
Each year has its own very own theme
Lots of cookies, cakes, and various teas
You know it's all right, it's ok
I'll arrive to cons in cosplay
Here people do understand
Steam Punk style's effect on man
Whether you're a cosplayer
or whether you're a gamer
you're Archon 3-5, ARchon 3-5
Feel Collinsville breakin
and everybody shakin'
and we're Archon 3-5, Archon 3-5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Archon 3-5, Archon 3-5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Archon 3-5
All those Cosplayers
Out on a parade
At the masquerade, yeah
All those Cosplayers
At the masquerade, yeah
Archon 3-5
Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk
I'm a Archon man
no time to talk
Music loud and cosplay girls
Its the best con around
In the whole world
And now it's all right, it's ok
Don't worry that people look away
Here people do understand
Steam Punk style's effect on man
Whether you're a cosplayer
or whether you're a gamer
you're Archon 3-5, ARchon 3-5
Feel Collinsville breakin
and everybody shakin'
and we're Archon 3-5, Archon 3-5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Archon 3-5, Archon 3-5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Archon 3-5
All those Cosplayers
Out on a parade
At the masquerade, yeah
It's Archon 3-5...
It's Archon 3-5...
Every now and then
There comes around the bend
An Ubb3r D0od
Who pwns them all
Allways answears the call
Allways coming up with something new
So we made you a place you can stay
Where your deads will never fade away
This very day...
Buy WoW gold
WoW gold buy
That buy WoW gold
That buy WoW gold
That spam is getting old
Would you like to buy WoW gold?
I do not want to buy WoW gold
That spam is getting old.
Would you buy it with a card?
It's really easy, it's not hard.
I do not want to buy with a card
I do not care if its not hard.
Would you buy it with paypal
It's quick, you can do it now.
I would not could not with paypal
I do not want to pay for it now.
I do not want to buy WoW gold
That spam is getting old.
A check, a check
Could you would you with a check?
Not with a check, not with paypal
I do not want to but it now.
Not with a card
Even if it's not hard.
I do not want to buy WoW gold
That spam is getting old.
With cash, you can pay
Lowtime prices just for today!
Not with my hard earnded cash
Your face I want to bash
Not with a check
You I want to deck
Not with paypal
Leave me alone now
Not with a card
Go before I hit you hard.
I do not want to buy WoW gold
That spam is getting old.
Buy it and you may
Like it I say
This is my stick of boom
You should leave real soon.
I bought it at S-Mart
It's pointed at your heart
I'll say it nice ok
Please leave before I blow you away.
I can see your too busy now
To buy some gold of WoW
I'll check with you at a later date
To offer you values that are first rate.
BOOM!
Oops finger slipped.
Well one less spammer wont be missed
It's the MoBoJapFest
Cause I'm to lazy to spell the rest
Of all of MoBo's events its the best
If you happen to go
You can see sumo
Listen to the taiko
You can spend the day
Catch a tragic puppet play
Carry the Omikoshi along the way
It really is nice
Worth the price
A guy chainsaws a bird from ice
If you so wish
You can feed koi fish
Then devour a sushi dish
Buy swag from a japaneese stand
Eating Pokey is grand
So lets give them a hand
I'm a Mac Air
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit how to lie and take
But since I came here, to spread evil and fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake
La, la, la, la (21x)
La, la, la, la (21x)
See I'm a Mac Air in this very strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit how to sell something fake
But why all this hate? for products second rate
Finding suckers to fool, giving promises to break
La, la, la, la (21x)
La, la, la, la (21x)
This is a tragic end
Cause people understand
Everything I have done
Why's everything so wrong
This is a tragic end
Your money you wont hand
For me to take away
I'm a Mac Air
I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit how to lie and take
But since I came here, to spread evil and fear
Finding myself making every possible mistake
Mac Air... (la, la, la, la,...)
In this very strange world...
Every possible mistake
Possible mistake
Every possible mistake
Mistakes, mistakes, mistakes...
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
Gateway, your conventions are realy cool (realy cool)
All that anime makes me drool (that makes me drool)
This August I will need to make a trip(make a trip)
To the place where all the cosplayers are allways so hip(allways so hip)
You know, I'm not the poor fanboy that I used to be
I'm otaku now, baby can't you see
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
It's all I want and I've waited for so long
Comic, can't you see you're just not the Con for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with NatsuCon
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
Gateway, do you remember the first time I've gone(time I've gone)
I paid the fee and put my badge on(badge on)
You could tell I liked it from the way I stared(the way I stared)
At the costumes and events they had over there(they had over there)
Anime, science fiction, and fantasy
? Gateway since you hosted cons you could use a geek like me
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
It's all I want and I've waited for so long
Comic, can't you see you're just not the Con for me
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with NatsuCon
NatsuCon has got it goin' on
It's all I want and I've waited for so long
Comic, can't you see you're just not the Con for me
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (NatsuCon oh oh)
(NatsuCon oh oh)
I'm in love with NatsuCon
If there is a reward for the world's worst invention
I would give it to the guy who invented this
Why would anyone buy it is beyond comprehension
Ignorence really must be bliss
Its made for someone simple
Who isn't good with technology
Who dosn't mind an overpriced buy
This transaction will give a subtraction
And the question is why
This giant failure, what could justify?
Macs suck (macs suck)
Macs suck (macs suck)
I'd like to burn this ibook, I hate this junk so much!
Macs suck (macs suck)
Macs suck (macs suck)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But macs suck!
I got so bored with apples adds
I turned off the T.V.
They were promoting their products as some kind of theology
If they offered me to promote their items in exchange for all those bucks
I'd look at them and then yell, "Math Sucks!"
Macs suck (macs suck)
Macs suck (macs suck)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it
Macs suck (macs suck)
Macs suck (macs suck)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But macs suck!
Lying, hypocricity, decieving, and trying to wash your brain
Fooling you that substance comes from fame(substance comes from fame)
Removing descions is their diobolical mission
Apples assult on free thinking is insane.
Their insulting others who just wont give in to them and agree
that they all need the same thing, no individuality
'Stead being good neighbors they're like siths with light sabers
Quacking like those cartoon ducks
Macs suck (quack quack)
Macs suck (quack quack)
You don't even have to spell it, all you have to do is yell it!
Macs suck (macs suck)
Macs suck (macs suck)
Sometimes I think that I don't know that much--But macs suck!
Macs suck, macs suck, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, big bad macs, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, big bad macs, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, big bad macs, macs suck the big one
Macs suck, macs suck, big bad macs, macs suck the big one
[repeat until end, fades out]
Well you can tell
by the way we're still around
This radio station
has a nice sound
Music loud playing all day
Despite our troubles
We're here to stay
And now it's all right, it's ok
We survived to see another day
So just sit back and enjoy
each playlist that we deploy
Whether you're a monkey
or a robot thats clunky
It's anniveresery five, anniversery five
Feel the place shaking
with everybody celebrating
IJ Studio's aniversery five, anniversery five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, anniversery five, anniversery five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, anniversery five
Life gives you lows and it gives you highs
If you can get through the first, then youll get by.
Got geek songs to keep away the blues
Playing them all night and we just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's ok
We'll live to see another day
So just sit back and enjoy
each playlist that we deploy
Whether you're a monkey
or a robot thats clunky
It's anniveresery five, anniversery five
Feel the place shaking
with everybody celebrating
IJ Studio's aniversery five, anniversery five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, anniversery five, anniversery five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, anniversery five
Aint goin' nowhere
We're staying right here
We're staying right here, yeah
Aint goin' nowhere
We're staying right here
We're staying right here, yeah
Anniversery five
Well you can tell
by the way we're still around
This radio station
has a nice sound
Music loud playing all day
Despite our troubles
We're here to stay
And now it's all right, it's ok
We survived to see another day
So just sit back and enjoy
each playlist that we deploy
Whether you're a monkey
or a robot thats clunky
It's anniveresery five, anniversery five
Feel the place shaking
with everybody celebrating
IJ Studio's aniversery five, anniversery five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, anniversery five, anniversery five
Ah, ha, ha, ha, anniversery five
Aint goin' nowhere
We're staying right here
We're staying right here, yeah
It's anniversery five...
It's anniversery five...
This stituation that is a mess
So let us all hold hands
To heal this brocken land
The effects that cause this place to separate
We now come together to negate
So let us start
To undo its pull apart
Bring to gether what was riven
As this spell is given
Merg together that torn asunder
To fix this collosssal blunder
What was once come undone
Shall be now made into...
I've got fiery breath
When I get you in my sight
Then it's goodnight
As I gooble you in one bite.
I have darkness in my heart
So Ill tear the world apart
Go get a clue
There's nothing you
Can possibly do.
I've got scales harder then steel
I eat diamonds for my meal
So do you think you have a chance
In this circumstance
To spear me with your lance?
Theres is no sword
That you can afford
That can be applied
To pierce my tough hide
Your victory denied.
My teeth are like daggers
I'm scarier then Nick Jagger
There is no shield
That you could weild
Will cause me to yeild
My heads adorned
With sharp horns
I'm a 50 foot high
And fast I can fly
So prepare to die
I'm 300 foot long
Undeafeatably strong
Its much too late
So accept your fate
Your corpse I'll massicate.
The weopon Epic!
Waiting for you to wake
It from it's slumber!
Go and take
And release it's thunder!
So grab hold of your destiny now!
Look out!
Its A pair of katana chain saws
Sure to fill you with awe!
connected like nun chucks
So you can go all amuck!
With a shot gun as well.
This is your boom stick you yell!
And a sniper rifle
Makes Zombies a trifle!
Magicaly incribed runes
To give the supernatural doom.
So grab hold your destiny now!
It can pwn aliens
Armed with ruy guns
Mutants with powers
Monsters as big as towers
The undead too
There's nothing it can't do
So take it what are you waiting for?
You will get glory and more
you will be popular with the girls
Amd be known through out the world
That or die a horrible death
writhing in pain and gasping for breath!
But hey dont let that stop you now!
I'm Wizard Beard White.
I'm here to make things all right.
Don't be lagg'n.
You must face a dragon
To rid you of this blight.
His name is Winged Death.
Got really bad breath.
He was sealed up in the game
To spare the world his flame
Least there be nothing left
Because he got released by you
It's your job to
Deal with his destruction
So heed my instruction
To fix this snafu.
Find the weapon Epic.
It will do the trick
To save us all
So we can lol
When this mess you fix.
In the Forrest of Pain
It waits to end his reign.
So go to retrieve it
And don't you leave it
So things can be normal again.
When the battle is won
And Winged Death is gone
This place will be put back together
Thanks to your endeavor
And your task shall be done.
G.O.B.L.I.N.
Yeeeeeah
Remix
Yeeeeeah
Yeeeeeah
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Bozzlewig
I'm on an Allience killing mission
But I party like a Goblin
Flying down Durotar looking good in my rocket
You know Death Wing be at my show
And going to make the lava flow
Weedwhacker in my pants
Lets me clear a path where I go
I dual like I dual
Cause you know them wolves be trying us
Worgons don't you know we're here
Why you trying to find us
Running with that turret I lay pygmies down
When I say oorah all you goblins get down (Oorah!)
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Kaboom baby
Alright I want to introduce you to goblin 1337
He goes by only one name, a name that defines who he is
And what he does..by being unpronounceble.
I want to introduce Wyrxxzle.
Wyrxxzle
Wyrxxzle is my name and explosives is my game
It's goblin engineering that brought me to my fame
Out on the field or working in my shack
I'm making the bomb that will blow you on your back
Making things go boom is all that I do
No matter where you hide I'm gonna blast you
I'll blow you up high, pieces will litter the ground
When I say oorah all you Goblins get down (Oorah!)
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Kaboom baby
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Sneendle
I can handle any level of alchemy
from simple peacebloom potions or tansmuting
Gold is my payment of choice
Pay me a bagful and I will rejoice
If you find me with Quel'Serrar equipped
Thats you your cue you'd better beat it
My Shadowmourne will pwn your Blit on the ground
And when I say oorah all you Goblins get down (Oorah!)
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Kaboom baby
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Party like a Goblin
Bozzlewig
When all said and done and ya'll are on the run
Thanks for playing our game yea it's been real fun
As the dust settles and the dead remain
Me and my guild will always stay the same
IPU till death till there's nothing left
Even to our very last dying breath
Those who enter, they come they fall
IPU however will stand tall
I am the Goblin Bozzlewig the leader of this trio
And it doesn't mater if your a knight elf, gnome or worgon.
It does not matter.
We will destroy you!
Wheather its with explosives, Alchemy, or epic weapons.
We will destroy every single member of the Allience
You can try to pwn us and it does not matter.
I will personally remove your head from your body with my crab
And I garentee Wyrxxzle will blow your Blit off at the end
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious elemental dragon
If you should play footbomb and Deathwing flies above the trees
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you throw a bomb at the volcanoe
Or else it will start to spew and quake
Make the island start to shake
And pretty much ruin the whole day
(Look out!) It's gonna make the lava start to flow
(Look out!) destroy any safe place you can go
(Look out!) and wind up costing your freedom too
And the Trade Prince will enslave anyone related to you
Cataclysm!
The Barrens have been scarred with a chasm
Deliver this warning on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will flood all the gourges in Durotar
It'll storm and thunder
Tear Azaroth asunder
And invest your cash in goblin technology
Then it caused the mighty gates to be closed to Mulgore
It'll give werewolves to the Allience
And goblins will stregnthen Horde reliance
So just run away now, or else it will
Fill Desolace with a bunch of trees
Destroy the park in Stormwind City
Even change Thousand Needles into a pool
(Look out!) A volconoe sprouted in Ashenvale
(Look out!) And the land torn to two in Stanglethorn Vale
(Look out!) A forrest now grows within the Tainted Scar
(Look out!) And goblins have slums deep in Ogrimmar
(Look out!) Stonetalon Mountains are up in flames
(Look out!) It's like a whole nother game
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of new quest givers all over the place
That's right, it's a...
Catyclysm!
The Barrens have been scarred with a chasm
Deliver this warning on to everybody
Catyclysm!
The Barrens have been scarred with a chasm
Deliver this warning on to everybody
Warn all your friends, tell this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If DeathWing finds you, you'll wish you had never been born
So before he comes to your home remember you have been warned...
So get all your guildies to all come on down
And form a raid that will stand their ground
Be sure to equip only legendary gear and you will be fine
Just make sure the durablity is at 100 and your level is eightyfive
Catyclysm!
The Barrens have been scarred with a chasm
Deliver this warning on to everybody
Catyclysm!
The Barrens have been scarred with a chasm
Deliver this warning on to everybody
Catyclysm!
The Barrens have been scarred with a chasm
Deliver this warning on to everybody
Warn all your friends, tell this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and tell this to every single person that you know
go... tell... right... now
IJ Dee-Vo: All right IJ Crew!
IJ Dee-Vo: Ready to sing your song?
Sock Monkey: 1'LL $4'/ \/\/3 4R3!
Tachi: YEAH!
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay Sock Monkey?
Sock Monkey: 0k4'/!
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay Little Mouth?
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay Tachi? Tachi? Tachi!
Tachi: OKAY!
All: YTGDM is near
All: Time for joy and epic gear
All: We've been good, but we can't last
All: YTGDM hurry fast
Sock Monkey: \/\/4|\|7 4 94/\/\3 \/\/17|-| 9U|\|5 7|-|@7 5|-|007
Tachi: I WANT A MONKEY KICKING BOOT
All: We can hardly stand the wait
All: YTGDM don't be late.
IJ Dee-Vo: Okay fellas get ready.
IJ Dee-Vo:That was very good, Sock Monkey
Sock Monkey: |\|47UR4LL'/.
IJ Dee-Vo: Very good Little Mouth.
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Ah, Tachi, you were a little flat, watch it.
IJ Dee-Vo: Ah, Tachi. Tachi. Tachi!
Tachi: OKAY.
Sock Monkey: \/\/4|\|7 4 94/\/\3 \/\/17|-| 9U|\|5 7|-|@7 5|-|007
Tachi: I WANT A MONKEY KICKING BOOT
All: We can hardly stand the wait
All: YTGDM don't be late.
All: We can hardly stand the wait
All: YTGDM don't be late.
IJ Dee-V0: Very good, crew
Sock Monkey: L37$ $1|\|9 17 4941|\|! '/34|-|, L37$ $1|\|9 17 4941|\|!
IJ Dee-Vo: No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
Tachi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERDO IT?
Tachi: WE WANT TO SING IT AGAIN!
IJ Dee-Vo: Now wait a minute, crew.
Little Mouth:
-[chatter]-
IJ Dee-Vo: Tachi, cut that out..Little Mouth, just a minute.
IJ Dee-Vo: Sock Monkey will you cut that out? Guys...
IJ Dee-Vo: Well Tachi And Sock Monekey decided to have another go at giving me a theme song so here it is.
GO Go Go!
Rock and Roll!
The smell of rusty metal, stale air and napalmed Macs
The sounds of Weird Al Yankovik, and game soundtracks
Strapped into powered armor,
Got the ladies always looking at me,
They can't believe the size of my over-engineered codpiece.
well I'm a mental patient
A music station I run
Not hip hop, not country
No, I'm playin geek music all the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! Aliright!
Don't want no shiney stsrwars droid or Johnny
Rather have my clunky funky rusty Tachi
Tune in boys and girls
For the best sound that can be found
Delivered to you by us right here
From deep underground
well I'm a mental patient
A music station I run
Not hip hop, not country
No, I'm playin geek music all the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! That's Right!
Oh yeah
I came for the peace but I stayed for the war
Media Monopoly 0, IJ Studios 1 is the score
When the Radio Pirates Charge and the MIAA start to swarm
Don't need no guns to give them what for!
I've got my own primate
The uber 1337 Sock Money
He can code and and doesnt download any lame Windows theme
Dont live by sorcery, no
Dont live by the sword
But if I lived in Azeroth, honey
You know I'd join the Horde! Yeah!
well I'm a mental patient
A music station I run
Not hip hop, not country
No, I'm playin geek music all the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! That's Right!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night!
Geek'n up the night! All night!
IJ Dee-Vo: Um wow....on the one ahnd I like the epic song they ripped this off from...on the other hand I hate seeing such an epic song abused in such a way..espiccially when it was so blantently ripped off... Guys you had to use some of the origianal lyrics? Plus the first verse...errr...On the one hand its better then the first and I fear what I may get if I don't approve it and they try again...hmmm.
I went there for fun and more
On Thursday I arrived
Unpacked and said hi
Got registered and layed in bed
To rest my symetrical head
Friday was day one
And there was so much to be done!
It begon at the Opening Ceremony
I attended A Mad Scientist Tea Party
Then I saw the Steampunk Fashion Show
It ended at a rave I did go
Saturday I woke up fast
Saw steampunks from the past
Vic Mignogna I did see
He autographed my CDs
There was a Costume Masquarde
And then the last rave
Sunday was the end
Had to say bye to my friends
A No0b gave fliers about WoW Gold
Trying to get it Sold
I packed my stuf and left
Who nows where I'll be next
Well now you can forget them all
Now they all look like a mess
Shooting demons in a hall
I found one that totally pwns
The best without a doubt
Made by a place called Bungie
I got my Halo now
It's like I've been awakened
The old limits have been braekin'
This game i'm playing is makin'
Me want to rise up and shout
Everywhere I look I see
Stunning graphics and color
Thank you so much Bungie
You know your like no other
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over my face
It's because of you Bungie
My joy won't fade away
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
You've taken me away
To a halo in space
As Master Chief I did play
You never got to see his face
I swore I'd never go back again
To those other games
Once you play with The Chief
Nothing else is the same
Feels like I've been awakened
The old limits have been braekin'
This game i'm playing is makin'
Me want to rise up and shout
Everywhere I look I see
Stunning graphics and color
Thank you so much Bungie
You know your like no other
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over my face
It's because of you Bungie
My joy won't fade away
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
Bungie, Bungie
Everywhere I look I see
Stunning graphics and color
Thank you so much Bungie
You know your like no other
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over my face
It's because of you Bungie
My joy won't fade away
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can feel you Bungie Bungie Bungie
I can see you Bungie Bungie Bungie
In search of Booty
We prefere Rum over Tea
And do as we please
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
We keep loneliess at bay
With a parrot or a monkay
We hold back Scurvy
With something orangy
Pirates are a polite group
Always say please and thanks
If you come as rude
We make you walk the plank
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been,
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
We are Rock stars of the piers
We are famouse buckineers
We liberate treasures
For our pleasures
We bury them deep
Get drunk then fall asleep
It is nothing but good times true
Become a pirate and we will take care of you.
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been,
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
A pirate's life is one of fun
You never stay put, always on the run
You get to use a gun and sword
Lose a part, become a cyborg
Peg for a leg Hook for hand
Our health care is the best in the land
Pirates are the heros of all times
So join us, and you'll do just fine
We are Pirates
We are coming to your shore
We are Pirates
Join us and come aboard.
We Dont care where your going.
We don't care where you been,
Once you join our crew
You will always be our friend
For The collectors edition to buy
And now that the date has come to past
I hold it in my hands at last
I preorded at GameStop
When the option first came up
And when the date did roll by
To that earthbound heaven I did fly
The man took down the standard game
I shook my head, "thats not why I came"
In advance I wouldnt pay
For something I can get any day
So get me the big one down
And then i will be home bound
They had little choice but comply
And the collectors edition I did buy
After I dispensend some cash
To home I did dash
With surgical precison
I proceeded with my mission
I opened carefully the box
To discover the contents rocked
So without delay
It's treasures I will say
It came with StarCraft II
Winds of Liberty-WoHoo
An adorable pet mini Thor
For the World of the Craft of War
Raynor's usb 2 gig dogtag
With the old school StarCraft
A 176 game artwork hard cover book
A DVD that gives a behind the scenes look
The official sound track of the game
Trial passes for friends to claim
The first comic book number 0
And account bling to make me a hero
And one more thing I did see
My very own zerg larvee
Loaded the games and played with my pet
This was the best collectos edition yet
For what's it's worth
It's been another year
And we are still here.
Doing our thing
Making a song to sing
At Natsucon?
I was going to go to bed
But the voices in my head
Told me to go instead
To a place that is fun
With things that need to be done
Over to Natsucon
So I loaded up my things
And was soon in full swing
I got there Saturday afternoon
And tried to get a room
But they were all booked
Yet I stayed to have a look
And then I got hooked
Now what did I see?
Wonders before me
Cosplay,
Raves,
Punk of steam
Bags of swag
It was like a dream
There was a Companion Cube,
Graverobber and Beetleguise,
Aynami Rei and Pickchu,
Steampunk Hello Kitty and Reichu,
Waldo and a miko,
Kagome And Sango,
A herd of maids did show,
Snake and his Box,
Tails, the two tailed fox,
SiayaMan and Girl Dark Magician
There was a raman noodle test
To see who could most fill their chest
A masquerade contest was great
With costumes that were first first rate
When it was done skits were performed for fun
It was sad to see things get packed away
On Natsucon's last day
But I got some epic swag
Put into a sweet SonicX bag
It came to an end but I'll be back again
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Try to wait
Postpone fate
Doing work i really hate
It is due next week
is that flue, im feeling weak
I try to decrease the flow of time
Anything to prevent working is fine
Check email's state
Clean a slate
Find my sock's forgotten mate
Work debate
Wait till late
Or do and make it abate?
Stomach ache
Time to bake
I'll finish after a steak
Clean my room
Stuff is strewn
Then ill get back to work real soon
Still got time to pwn a no0b
Play WoW for an hour or two
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Now I'm back
wait what was that?
Check the door
Oh bubble wrap!
Unpopped and intact
Go hardcore
And attack
Check my weight
Learn to skate
Fix a picture not hanging straight
Tie shoe lace
Check clock face
How much time do I have to waste?
Dust a vase
Jog in place
Make sure oven's off just in case
Anticiapte
To negate
Thoughts that doing my task would be great
In a state
Of brain sedate
Go to bed or get something done I debate
Deviate
Create
A diversion from the due date
What?
Must relax
Pain in back
Make myself a plate of snacks
Get a toy to play with my cat
It's a joy to watch her bat
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Now I'm back
Wait what was that?
check the door
Oh bubble wrap!
Unpopped and intact
Go hardcore
And attack
Check locks
Stack blocks
Do laundry match those socks
Tune radio to Rock
Check inside an old box
My snacks I had ate
Time to go clean my plate
Slow down as a snail I emulate
Time I try to inflate and exagerate
At this rate it's safe to state
It will be a while til my work's update
At slow pace
In no race
As I lose time I can't replace
I'll go and mod my computer case
Till it's the most 1337 one in cyberspace
The hours I have left I abbriviate
As my task I do not alleviate
Ha ha ha ha
Now I'm back
Wait what was that?
Check the door
Oh bubble wrap!
Unpopped and intact
Go hardcore
And attack
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Procrastinate
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
Nom yurl rikgik cure
Nom yurl likgik cure
I'm not that naive
I'm just trying to score
Through excess gluttony
I'M more then an icon, I'm more then yellow Pi
I'm more then a face eating as ghosts go flying by
It's not easy to be me
Whish I could just rest
Take a little break
but those ghost won't stop
My life they want to take
It may sound absurd...but don't be naive
Even sprites have the right to be
I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
Even sprites have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me
Up Down and right... tunnel escape
I'm in a daze...running through this maze
I take a bite...power pellet so great
I'm not that naive
Sprites wern't ment to pac
Dots for eternity
I'm only a sprite on a computer screen
Running for my life moving to the next scene
Only a sprite on a screen
Trying to get the bonus item inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Yeah, inside me
Inside of me
I'm only a sprite
on a computer screen
I'm only a sprite
Looking for a dream
I'm only a sprite
On a computer screen
And it's not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
It's not easy to be me
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
IJ Dee-Vo really loved that rascle Blue
And brought her crickets, mealyworms, and celery tops too.
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Togther they would travel within the corridors they'd tread
Blue kept a lookout perched on IJ Dee-Vo's Head
Sock Monkey and Tachi would wave whene'er they passed by.
Little Mouth would greet the two when Blue gave a wink of her eye
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
A bearded dragon can eat crickets but not so with sand
Kinda a bit odd when they come from desert land.
One day Blue stopped eating and her tummy was feeling sore
IJ Dee-Vo took her to the vet so her health they could restore
She had to have surgery, IJ Dee-Vos tears fell like rain
Without his dragon his heart filled up with pain
When Blue finally came back IJ Dee-Vo could again be brave
She returned to a desanded home and the waxworms she crave
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
Oh Blue The bearded Dragon far down below
And frolicked in the corridors of IJ Studios
A voice from the masses whispers to me
All that we are is what you must be
Forsake your differences forsake who you are
Be more like us till you forget what you were
With in this world
There is no room for individality
You must subscribe to a standard persality
Embrace mindlessness
Your soul must belong
With all others that fallow along
Heed my call! You cannot defy.
In mediachery you will live(live.)
And in mediachery you shall die
With peer pressure, threats,schools at command
Creatative thinking will soon grow bland
Individuals fall, zombies shall rise
The population all-alike
The public eye watching above
Ensuring everyone fits like a glove
No one stands out
No one ever strays
From their prescribed ways
The mark of obscurity
Will be carved into your soul
Wherever you tread, whereever you go
Everyone will be the same, all will comply
To the group mentality desires
Heed my call! You cannot defy.
In mediachery you will live(live.)
And in mediachery you shall die....DIE!
With peer pressure, threats,schools at command
Creatative thinking will soon grow bland
Individuals fall, zombies shall rise
the population all-alike tonight
Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide
Wrath for not conforming you cannot defy
Brainless idiots with a stupid grin
Let the freethinker harvest begin!
Common, normal, the majority
Your mind begins to dim
Your persanility drains and
Obedience to our whim
We've assimulated legions by the score
And still our empty hearts crave more
The ruins of cultures fall broken to the earth
Their ways no longer of any worth
Conform...
Conform...
You will conform
I comand you to conform!
DEATH TO THE MIND!
The final assult is now underway
Those that resist us will fall today
For each nonconformist, 100 is part of the mob
At the end all shall have a 9-5 office job
The battle is lost for the status quo
Because they can't outthink their worthy foe
They fall to the earth an empty shell
Their mission to supress proved futile
I'll never be chained!
Like you I will never become
Being normal never did(did did)
Get anything done!
They think theres no place for my kind in this world
The indenpendent voice is a voice that will be heard!
The creaters, dreamer, and thinkers are the ones that shape
The things that are remembered as great!
Well Seeing how Tachi and Sock Monkey have their own song, they decided to do one for me. I havn't had a chance to see it, but I'm sure it good one, so here it is...
One of Live365's underated DJs...
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
He's an escape mental patient, totally insane
He's got an alien chip implanted in his brain!
He lives underground in a missle silo
If you like his music then crank up your dial!
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
Hey ladies hes totally single and really ripped!
And he allways leaves servers a decent tip!
He goes to biker bars to pick a fight
Then he heads to rave parties and dances all night!
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
WIth the comming of the sun he fightes agaisnt the undead masses.
When the moon shows its face though he becomes one of them
Eating the flesh of those that tune in to his station
IJ! Dee-Vo! IJ! Dee-Vo!
Um... think it may not be completly...correct
It is 2010
Here we are again
Starting a near year
With lots of cheer
What will it have in store
Just what are we in for
It's to soon to tell
So lets all give a yell
321 123
LETS MAKE THIS YEAR THE BEST IT CAN BE!
Well get B.C.E.T.T.M.!!! all fixed
And then teach it new tricks
We''ll get the Arcon Suit 3.0
And to Midwest fanboy heaven we will go.
We'll bring you all new sounds
The best that can be found
Around
From deep underground!
Have yourself a P.C. Generic holiday
One that is comercialized
Until it's history is no longer relized
Have yourself a P.C. generic holiday
That is culture free
So that it no longer offends anybody
Our tradations from the olden days
Become a golden haze, a blur
As we drop some ways and merge with others
Till they are no bothers, their meanings obscured
Soon we will have a holiday without purpose,
Except to spend money on things
Just so we can avoid offending
Have a comercialized pc generic holiday expending
Up in the sky ufo appears
Bringing with it Festivus cheer
Down through the roof he beams
Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man is on the scene
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Beaming down, the pole marks the spot
Is our favorite Yule Time bot
He opens up his big chest
Takes out swag for the best
Those who are uber do0ds
Not those epic no0bs
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Beaming down, the pole marks the spot
Is our favorite Yule Time bot
When he comes please make sure
He has Mom's brand robot oil for his tour
Those gears need plenty of lube
And dont forget a spare vacuume tube
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Yo, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Beaming down, the pole marks the spot
Is our favorite Yule Time bot
Aliens have traveled far
From a distant binary star
To the Earth they land
To experiment on humans
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
They come for you at night
They flood you in their light
You rise up to the mother ship
Where they take you on a trip
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
There is nothing you can do
They experiment on you
They get out a glowing probe
You'll find out it's really cold
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
They stick a chip in your brain
And promise to see you again
They hover above the ground
Where thet set you back down
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
U-oo F Os
Keep watching the skies
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
Thy tensiel strength to weight is high
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
Thy tensiel strength to weight is high
So long and straight are you
Your diameter a perfect circle too
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
Thy tensiel strength to weight is high
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
So shiney and glavonized
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
So shiney and glavonized
So simple and yet so profound
When hit you make a hollow sound
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
So shiney and glavonized
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
How lovely is aluminum
O' Festivus Pole O' Festivus Pole!
How lovely is aluminum
From your base to top
Beauty for nothing I would swap
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festvus Pole!
How lovely is aluminum
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
You reflect just like a mirror
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
You relect just like a mirror
Undecorated so nothing distracts
Your start beauty that attracts
O' Festivus Pole! O' Festivus Pole!
You relect just like a mirror
Our friend J.R. is an ex navey seal
A mountain of a man who seems to good to be real
His knowledge and skills are vast and so deep
A dynamo running on max without sleep
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far
At Rocketry he is a blast
Missles that luanch high and launch fast
Away from Earth's pull they take flight
Orbiting the world both day and night
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far
At Robotics he is an uber do0d
Killing machines programmed with a tude
From junk yard scrap and odds and ends
Like Joel Robison with his robot friends
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far
He has a workshop that is so sweet
With a CNC, and welder thats so neat,
A laser cutter and a PUMA arm
and other machines that could cause great harm
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far
When ever a friend is need, he allways help out
All you have to do is give him a shout
At even late at night it's ok
He's happy to save the day
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far
He let us stay at his place
When a stranger had us displaced
And fixed up Tachi real great
As a friend J.R. is first rate.
J.R. J.R. J.R. J.R.
You have no equal near or far
It's PC, Mac, and Penquin,
A must unusual trio
One is great, one is subrate
The other is the way to go
It'S PC, Mac and Penguin
They allways seem to fight
But we all know which ones are slow
And which one boots up right
Oh oh watch them go
Allways competing
Two of them are useful
The other's for deleting
PC, Mac and Penguin
We love most of you dear
Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly upgrade
This year
It's PC, Mac, and Penquin,
A must unusual trio
It's PC, Mac and Penguin
They allways seem to fight
But we all know which ones are slow
And which one boots up right
Oh Oh Watch them go
Allways competing
Two of them are useful
The other's for deleting
PC, Mac and Penguin
We love most of you dear
Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly upgrade
This year
Eye Jay sings sweetly sings
Happiness is what she brings
Bug eyed bird with green feathers
Your friend an all kinds of wheather
Sleep under a blanket
Sleep under a blanket
Eye Jay sings sweetly sings
On a perch watch her swing
Watch out when she takes flight
Keep your fingers from her beak least she bites
Hey she layed an egg
Hey she layed an egg
Eye Jay sings sweetly sings
Watch her as she spread her wings
The Eye Jay is my favorite bird
Though those big eyes are absurd
Her head has a crest
Her head has a crest
Our dear Blue the Beadred Dragon
Our dear Blue the hand held Dragon
Your spikey scales from your snout to down to your tail
Allways make me smile without fail
And when those three eyes look up at me
All the love in your cold heart I can see
You love tasty mealworms as the wiggle and squirm
Sweet Beadred blue blue Dragon
Blue the Bearded Dragon's blood is cold
She is worth more then her weight in gold
You love tasty mealworms as the wiggle and squirm
Sweet Bearded blue blue Dragon
Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!!
Massivly parralell processing and storing mp3s
Blinking and winking twinkling lights
Chilled by liquid nitrogen pipes
Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed, Blue Cubed Extreme To The Max!!!
A computing machine that is blue to the extreme
Annalying and classiffing data all day long
Can also emulatate pong!
What a bright time, it's the right time
To defrag the night away
Intel time, is a swell time
To get a nice new upgrade
Overclock that cpus to new untold speeds!
Uber Mods and Hacks
Add more gpus for insane graphic needs
Thats Blue Cubed
Thats Blue Cubed
Exteme To The MaX!!!
Waving to and fro
Watch them as they sway
Emmitting a radioactive glow
Wiggling all the way
Timmy helps us out
Any day or night
Ten-ta-cle mon-sters never pout
They are a delight
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
A day or two ago
IJ Dee-Vo needed
A box at the top shelf
He only Succeeded
Thanks to Timmy's finesse
Timmy likes some crackers
Saltless saltines are best
For rewards or snackers
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Oh, tentacles, tentacles
Tentacling all day
Oh how nice
It is to have
Timmy helping us, Hey!
Deck the corridors with EL strips,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Watch for extension cords least you trip
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don the missles with colored lights
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
1000 watts will sure be bright,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Put a wreath on every hatch
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cook another cookie batch
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Decorate the reactor with ribbons
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Laugh out like a bunch of gibbons,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As the winter winds cover the world with snow
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We wait for Spring in IJ Studios
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Till then we decorate the place
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
With the smiles upon our face
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
they call me little mouth, oo ah ah
because i have a little mouth oo ah ah
whenever i go out oo ah oo ah ah
people allways shout oo oo ah ah oo oo
there goes little mouth oo ah ah
from the north to the west oo oo ah ah
i'm the best
little mouth oo ah oo ah ah
loves all little mouth's friends oo ah oo ah ah
little mouth loves to play with them oo ah ah
we play again and again oh ah ah ah
oo ah ooh ah oo oo ah ah
from the east to the south oo ah ah
little mouth
little mouth likes oo ah oo ah ah
to eat fuzzy green bread oo ah oo ah ah
yummy week old dead clams oo ah oo ah ah
and also cans of spam oo ah oo ah ah
oo ah ooh ah oo oo ah ah
chuck norris is nice oo ah oo ah ah
in the movie i saw
You know King Kong, and Mighty Joe Young, and Magilla,
Doctor Zaues, Professor Bobo, and Koko the Gorilla,
But do you recall
The most famouse primate of all?
Sock Monkey The red-reared Code Monkey
Had a butt that was bright red
And that red end had more
Smarts then are in your head!
All of the other coders
Use to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Sock Monkey
Join in first person shooter games.
Then one working Holiday eve
Santa came to say:
"Sock Monkey with your butt so red,"
"Won't you replace the broken tail lights on my sled?"
He wound up living at IJ Studios
Where he was greeted with glee!
Sock Monkey The red-reared Code Monkey
You'll go down in history!
Tachi the robot,
Was a gloomy bitter soul,
With camera eyes,
An omnidirectional drive,
And optional remote control
Tachi the Robot,
Was a waste of tax payers' dollars they say
Drinks made with the coffee bean,
Would lose their caffine, So they wound up throwing Tachi away
There must have been some magic in that goto subroutine that was coded
For when it was compiled into Tachi, it's systems got overloaded
OH, Tachi the robot, was as alive as Tachi could be
Tachi was full of sarcasm and spite
And watched bad movies late at night
Just the same as you and me.
Tachi the robot,
Layed in that scrap heap
For a month or three
Under a SUV
Waiting to be recycled into a jeep.
IJ Dee-Vo with his friend J.R. stopped by
With a steady hand
And magnetic crane parked on sand
They fished Tachi out with one try
They took Tachi to J.R.'s machine shop for restoration
They finished fixing Tachi up then had a celebration!
Tachi the Robot loudly so all me hear,
Synthed "Vengence shall be mine."
"I'll just bide my time "
"You can all masicate my shiney metallic rear!"
Gringing gring gring
Grinding gring grind
Look at Tachi's gears
Grinding grind grind
Grinding grind grind
Getting louder as it nears!
Speaking of IJ Dee-Vo
Each year deep in the Midwest
He does something special
By delivering holiday music
To commenarate this magical time
And to give his listeners a little smile
So as he works hard to bring you music
And the occasional text based story or two
Check out his station and website..wont you?
Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor Tachi and Sock Monkey and the IJ Crew
Have something good in store
MP3's are play'n and they are just say'n
It would be swell to do a special, a'ight
So lets all log on and check out his addy
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor
He's got a playlist that filled with mp3s
You'll want to here more and more
Hear those jingles on your speakers
Filling your ears with delight
Take your laptop in bed, put earphones on your head
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor
He'll come around bringing the best sound
From all around
From deep underground
Then he'll arange them just right
So you'll be able to enjoy them all
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
Here comes IJ Dee-Vo
Here Comes IJ Dee-Vo
Right down the Corridor
Tachi and Sock Monkey and the IJ Crew
Have something good in store
MP3's are play'n and they are just say'n
It would be swell to do a special, a'ight
Take your laptop in bed, put earphones on your head
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
So lets sit down turn the computer on
And then go check out his site
We can all get the feeling
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
We can all get the feeling
'Cause IJ Dee-Vo comes out tonight
I'm dreaming of doing a holiday special
Just like the ones I used to know
Where a reindeers noses glisten
As people glued to the tv listen
To poorly put together shows
I'm dreaming of doing a holiday special
Where celeberty guests drop by
Who rather be with me to say hi
Then be with their own family and pecan pie
I'm dreaming of doing a holiday special
Where for no reason people sing songs
That some how everyone knows and sing along
And it all takes a half hour long
The Turkeys face is red,
Cut it off now it's dead
Pluck it nude
Take out the guts and cook till it's food
Sit around the table
Eat as much as you are able
Make a wish on it's collar bone
Then it's remains are thrown
Away
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
- Are you the mechanic?
- Yep thats me what do you need?
- Could you fix our steam airship?
- Sure can!
- Jump in!
- Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I'm a genius girl in a steam punk world
Life driven by steam, is my dream
Soot all over my hair, and gears everywhere
Victoria fasion and tools are my passion
Staying up late tinkering is great
I'm a genius girl in a steam punk world
Life driven by steam, is my dream
Soot all over my hair, and gears everywhere
Victoria fasion and tools are my passion
I'm a blonde brainy girl, in a fantasy world
Wrench in hand, being a mechanic is grand
I can fix any thing, I'm the Tehnology Queen
Science and knowledge, tools and parts, and a well placed smack
I can create any machine
If you need me I'll be there, oooh whoa
I'm a genius girl in a steam punk world
Life driven by steam, is my dream
Soot all over my hair, and gears everywhere
Victoria fasion and tools are my passion
Staying up late tinkering is great, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Staying up late tinkering is great, Oooh, Oooh
Staying up late tinkering is great, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Staying up late tinkering is great, Oooh, Oooh
Got a problem, need something fixed, Have a machine
I'm your girl, got my tools, I'll even make it's finish gleam
sweat and gears, blood and tears, Its fixed so have no more fears
Put me to the test, you'll see I am the best, Eyes off the chest.
I can create any machine
If you need me I'll be there
I can create any machine
If you need me I'll be there
Staying up late tinkering is great, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Staying up late tinkering is great, Oooh, Oooh
Staying up late tinkering is great, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Staying up late tinkering is great, Oooh, Oooh
I'm a genius girl in a steam punk world
Life driven by steam, is my dream
Soot all over my hair, and gears everywhere
Victoria fasion and tools are my passion
I'm a genius girl in a steam punk world
Life driven by steam, is my dream
Soot all over my hair, and gears everywhere
Victoria fasion and tools are my passion
Staying up late tinkering is great, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Staying up late tinkering is great, Oooh, Oooh
Staying up late tinkering is great, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Staying up late tinkering is great, Oooh, Oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, there are still repairs we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love steam engines
You are thinking about reading
A book during Spring break
The television you are leaving
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the screen around you
Enough channels to make eyes sore
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Must watch TV
Must Watch TV
You don't need imagination
When you're at this Station
Take it from me
Readers are bound to the same book all day
Turning pages as they slave away
While we are chill'n
To simple time kill'n
Must watch TV.
Right here the people are happy
As off through the channles they surf
The people behind books arn't happy
They sad 'as they read on the turf
Readers may think they are lucky
They in for a worser fate
They don'y get moving pictures aw-shucky
With endless words that won't abate!
Must watch TV
Must Watch TV
Don't need your brain
Let it go down the drain
Take it from me
We watched in half an hour what it took
A day what readers would need in a book
To answear all our wishes
We just need cables and dishes
Must watch TV
Must Watch TV
We got reality shows
And Music Videos
Viewtifully
Even the bookworm an' geek,
See the screen an' stay a week
Each show is a hit
You got to view it
Must watch tv.
Each Game Show is a go
Every Sitcom is da bomb
Love the Reality and the Varity
Those Nelsons know what's going on!
CSIs cut through the lies
The Morning News cannot lose
And Talk Shows You cant say no at all!
(Yeah)
Music Videos know how to flow
How-tos give skilz to use
Pay-per-View always has something new
Movie-on-Demand lets you choose
Each transmission and Broadcast
We wish would last
And we anticipate those new shows each fall!
Must watch TV
Must Watch TV
every single night
We see such a sight
It's extasy
What do books got: Boring words
We got explosions and pirates with swords
Every scene here
Keeps you glued here
Must watch tv
Each little star here
Has no par here
Must watch TV
Each actor that plays here
Is a factor to watch here
Thats why books can't compare
To a screen you can stare
Yah we're in luck here
On a couch stuck here
Must watch tv
Stupid and ignorant,
Their brain igsnificant,
Empty headed ursas,
With a vacant stare.
Unable to comprehend,
The simplest comand,
Skipping along,
As their song fills the air.
Dummy bears!!
Foolish, dimwitted, and unaware.
Ingorance that's beyond compare.
They are the Dummy bears.
Dense, incredibily dull,
Obtuse with a thick skull,
Because of their addiction,
To dummiberry juice.
Their neurons are slowing,
While their idiocy is growing,
They'll fail in every detail,
In whatever they do.
Dummy bears!!
Foolish, dimwitted, and unaware.
Ingorance that's beyond compare.
They are the Dummy bears.
They are the Dummy bears!!
Transmogifiers
Their true form a surprise
Morphbots battle on to vanquest the evil forces of the Counterfeitrons
Transmogifiers
Automatons hidden from you eyes
Transmogifiers
Their true form a surprise
Transmogifiers
from set to set and from each single channel.
You had a good run, but progress advances on,
It's time for you to go and I must handle.
But your space will not be an empty void,
Of blank screen or harsh loud static with snow.
Though, Digitial signals will then be employed,
Oh analog, oh analog I'll miss you so.
But the digital stations will be crystal clear,
And the amount of channles will increase.
Old technology no matter how dear,
When replaced by a new, will simply cease.
And when I watch, all the new shows,
I will think back warmly to thee,
And in my heart I will allways know,
That it was all started by thee.
Tachi: I HOPE NO MORE RHYMING, YUP.
IJ Dee-Vo: Well we still have lots of new artists to go through.
Tachi: YES THAT CERTAINLY IS TRUE.
IJ Dee-Vo: Who knows what else we may have in store.
Tachi: AS LONG AS IT'S NOT RHYMING, I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE.
IJ Dee-Vo: You Hate Ryming you say, try it and like it you may.
Tachi: I D NOT LIKE RYMING IJ DEE-VO. I DO NOT LIKE IT SO LET ME GO.
IJ Dee-Vo: Would you ryme under a tree? Would you rhyme with Sock Monkey?
Tachi: I WILL NOT RHYME UNDER A TREE AND MOST DEFINATLY NOT WITH SOCK MONKEY!
IJ Dee-Vo: Could you should you in the south? Would you with Little Mouth?
Tachi: I COULDN'T SHOULD'NT IN THE SOUTH. I WOULDN'T WITH LITTLE MOUTH. I DO NOT LIKE TO RHYME NOW LEAVE LEAVE ME ALONE THIS TIME.
IJ Dee-VO: But Tachi you just ryhmed off the map!
Tachi: AHHH SNAP!
a woberus birthday and lots of new artists everywhere!
That is what you can expect when you come next time,
Fun that wont cost you a single dime.
So come one come all and check us out,
If you don't you'll make us pout!
That is all there is, there is no more,
So we are heading out to the store.
The month..woo-ho!
Got a new comming up,
So enjoy and drink from a cup.
We are just as happy as can be,
We now have added listeners making it 193!
We have a new song,
You can sing it all day long!
A lizrd from the other side of the world,
Fools others into thinking it's a girl.
In the depths of our flooded section we discovered,
A carnivious Sea Squirt living in the water.
A ten story rock hurtling through space,
Just missed hitting the Earth in it's face.
We all give a big hoot,
For a day dedicated to the square root!
We discovered Saturn has been hiding something,
A tiny moon tucked inside it's ring!
An 840 pound emerald is in a plight,
As people in court over it fight.
Bill Gates made his home,
Forbiden territory to the iPhone.
We celebrate a most woburlous day,
Dr Seuss celebrated his birthday!
That is why we have rhymed what's new,
We enjoyed it how about you?
Lying awake intent at tuning in for our fix.
If I was inside it didn't stop you coming through bricks.
Oh-a oh
They took the credit for your second symphony.
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.
Oh-a oh
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv.
Binary came now your obsolete.
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet at an abandoned VCR.
We watch the playback and it seems so far.
And you remember the wonder that you are.
Oh-a oh
You were the first one.
Oh-a oh
You were the last one.
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv.
In my mind its a tragady, we can't tivo back technology.
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv.
In my mind I can't believe, we can't tivo back technology.
Binary came and made you obsolete, blame SIlicone Vally.
In my heart you'll always be.
In my heart you'll always be.
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv.
Digital killed analog tv. (In my heart you'll always be.)
One is an indvidual
One always confirms
One is very open
One has a closed policy as a norm
One is playful
One is dull
One runs the world
One has an influance that is null
One is gives you the most bang for your buck
One costs you all even the shirt on your back
One's name is PC
One's name is Mac!
OH It's a happy new year
Not at all a sappy old year
So open up that keg of beer
and shout out a loud cheer!
SO that it rings in your Ear
So that all may hear
Fill it with hope instead of fear
Take all those you love so dear
Hold them to your heart so near
Make your rosolutiobns simple and clear
How about get a new career
Let it be know from far to right here
From the desert to the peir
Look with your eyes just don't leer
Sock Monkey has a bright red rear
Little Mouth wants a lamb to shear
Tachi had to get a replacement gear
Inside a keyhole you can peer
Um.....I saw a deer
IJ Dee-Vo: a MST3K DVD!
Tachi: ON THE SECOND DAY OF FESTIVUS YULETIDE GIFT DISPENSING MAN DISPENSED ON TO ME
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Sock Monkey: 0|\| 7|-|3 7|-|1RD d4'/ 0pH pH3$71\/U$ '/UL371D3 91pH7 d1$P3|\|$1|\|9 /\/\4|\| d1$P3|\|$3D 0|\| 70 /\/\3
Sock Monkey: 7|-|R33 Ph1R57 p3R50|\| 5|-|0073R5,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
IJ Dee-Vo:On the fifth day of Festivus Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man Dispensed on to me
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Tachi: ON THE SIXTH DAY OF FESTIVUS YULETIDE GIFT DISPENSING MAN DISPENSED ON TO ME
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Sock Monkey: 0|\| 7|-|3 $3\/3|\|7|-| d4'/ 0pH pH3$71\/U$ '/UL371D3 91pH7 d1$P3|\|$1|\|9 /\/\4|\| d1$P3|\|$3D 0|\| 70 /\/\3
Sock Monkey: $3\/3|\| /\/\0|\|k3'/ /\/\0\/13 d\/D$,
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
IJ Dee-Vo:On the ninth day of Festivus Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man Dispensed on to me
IJ Dee-Vo: nine new listeners,
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Tachi: ON THE TENTH DAY OF FESTIVUS YULETIDE GIFT DISPENSING MAN DISPENSED ON TO ME
Tachi: TEN LITHIUM BATTERY PACKS,
IJ Dee-Vo: nine new listeners,
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Sock Monkey: 0|\| 7|-|3 3L3\/3|\|7|-| d4'/ 0pH pH3$71\/U$ '/UL371D3 91pH7 d1$P3|\|$1|\|9 /\/\4|\| d1$P3|\|$3D 0|\| 70 /\/\3
Sock Monkey: 3L3\/3|\| (|-|0(0L473 (0\/3R3D b4|\|4|\|45,
Tachi: TEN LITHIUM BATTERY PACKS,
IJ Dee-Vo: nine new listeners,
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Tachi: TEN LITHIUM BATTERY PACKS,
IJ Dee-Vo: nine new listeners,
Tachi: SIX CANS OF OIL,
IJ Dee-Vo: five continous streams,
Tachi: TWO EXTRA MANIPULATORS,
IJ Dee-Vo: and a MST3K DVD!
Now its time for...
Weathered its carried by electrons or a snail
It never ever fails
To make us scream and wail
When ever we get mail!
IJ Dee-Vo: I feel so depressed.
I just wanted to bring a bit of joy,
To every girl to every boy.
With my own holiday show,
But now I Guess Its a no go.
Tachi spent all our cash,
Now all our hopes are dashed.
I guess I would be a dope,
To have even the smallest hope.
That we will pull through,
and deliver something special...to you.
"Opus the Hefty Nosed Penquin"
And daydreamed in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
Taken from an animal shelter Mike Bradley broght him home,
Thinking he was a german shepared to call his very own.
Opus the hefty nosed penguin was created by Berkely Breathed,
And daydreamed in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
Opus the hefty nosed penguin was created by Berkely Breathed,
And daydreamed in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
He played the tuba in aheavy metal band, Saved Santa Clause,
Ran for vice president, Discoved his mom was not without her flaws.
He wrote the autobigraphy "A Penguin's Story" that was sadly doomed,
Until it was dressed up as "Naked Came I" by his pal Milop Bloom.
Opus the hefty nosed penguin was created by Berkely Breated,
And daydreamed in in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
Opus the hefty nosed penguin was created by Berkely Breated,
And daydreamed in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
Comics may seem timeless but sometimes the artist must move on,
The things that we may hold so dear may yet one day be gone.
One day Berkly Breathed said that his comic strip would be no more,
He and Elvis presely told him to find a spot to be forevermore.
He returned to the animal shelter from where he was first found,
Having chossen his eternal resting spot to which he would be bound.
An edition of Good Night Moon was a found within his old cage,
And so that lovable penquin chose to sleep in that last page.
Opus the hefty nosed penguin was created by Berkely Breated,
And daydreamed in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
Opus the hefty nosed penguin was created by Berkely Breated,
And daydreamed in Milo's Meadow in a land called Bloom County.
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Little Mouth has a Jar of Dirt!
Little Mouth:
IJ Dee-Vo: Guess what's inside it!
Sock Monkey: 9U3$$ \/\/|-|47'$ 1|\|$1D3 0Ph \/\/|-|47?
Tachi: INSIDE OF THE JAR OF DIRT.
Sock Monkey: \/\/|-|@ j4r 0Ph d1r7?
IJ Dee-Vo: Little Mouth's jar of dirt!
Little Mouth:
Little Mouth:
Archon 32
So much to see and do
fun for me and you
so away we flew
Traveling post haste
To a bizarre place
a nexus of time and space
where people disappear without a trace
And what did we see?
The Doctor, Storm Troopers, a trekkie,
Rikku, Princess TuTu, Rei Anyami!
Chuthulu, The Great Pumpkin, and Winry!
We got to see the cast of mst3k
got their marks which made or day
Crow and Tom were A.O.K
Saw the Green Slime Pilot, ho-ray!
Archon was really schweet
the collections of weapons were neat
At the end I was nearly dead on my feet
Going back next year will be a treat!
"The IJlympics Closing Song"
Well now that the Olympic games are finally done,
The Torch put out, the medals won,
The Chinese rode around in big Wheels,
As a tower alight with living flames did appear,
A London bus arrived and rode around the tracks,
A girl walked on top of poor guys' backs,
The bus opened up to our surprise,
to revel the city of London inside,
Phelps won a gold medal times 8,
Showing at swimming he is first rate.
Pumas Usain Bolt raced towards gold,
The fastest man alive, a sight to behold,
PC went up against Mac,
Both lost to a penguin attack.
It was not Team Sonic that Proved Team Mario's doom,
But unlawful use of illegal shrooms,
The Tin Medal went to Sock Monkey,
The Bronze was Won by Tachi.
Little Mouth Won Silver, Timmy got Gold,
IJ Dee-Vo was lit with Olympic Glow.
We are all sad to see the Olympics go,
So that is all there is left of this show.
"The IJlympics Opening Song"
Every four years every country of their best athletes they pick,
Too come together and compete in the Olympics!
They put down their weapons, their tanks and their guns,
And in peace challenge each other to be number one.
The torch bearer so light on air he did run,
As he ignited the torch till it shone like the sun.
The Flame of the torch is burning so bright,
Illuminated the challengers with it's triumphant light.
Each country marching on taking their part,
As their footsteps together create a work of art.
On a glowing globe runners encircle it's sides,
As boxes rise and lower letters riding the tides.
Oh yes in this the year of 2008,
I can tell from the start that it's going be great.
When enemies become friends, well what do you know,
Together at Last is Sonic and Mario!
So let us all go to China, Beijing,
Hold hands as this song we sing.
It's the Anniversary song
We sing it once a year.
It's the anniversary song,
It fills us with lots of cheer.
It's the anniversary song,
Lets drink a lot of root beer.
It's the anniversary song,
We are glad to still be here.
It's the anniversary song,
Our path is clear.
It's the anniversary song,
To a new year we will steer.
It's the anniversary song,
Sock Monkey has a red rear.
It's the anniversary song,
Tachi needs to lube a gear.
It's the anniversary song.
Dark voices in my head,
Filling me with a sense of dread.
Dark voices in my brain,
Slowly driving me insane.
Dark voices in my soul,
Starting to take their toll.
Dark voices...
Giving me dark choices.
Dark visions...
Giving me dark missions.
When I'm all by myself, I'm never alone.
I can feel them done to the bone.
Can't escape the things they say.
There all always around, I cant get away.
Dark voices in my mind,
I search for peace I can't find.
Dark voices in my skull,
Their words no more I can lull.
Dark voices in my dreams,
Making me wake to my own screams.
Dark voices...
Giving me dark choices.
Dark visions...
Giving me dark missions.
What can I do, how long can I last.
This condition just won't past.
They are with me day and night.
I fear I may lose the fight.
Dark voices in my thoughts,
Against them I have fought.
Dark voices in my ear,
Whispering words of hate and fear.
Dark voices in my room,
Telling me a prophecy of doom.
Dark voices...
Giving me dark choices
Dark visions...
Giving me dark missions.
Don't know where to turn to for help.
Guess I'll keep this all to myself.
Cant let anyone know, or find out.
This is a thing I must lie about.
Dark voices...
Dark choices...
Dark visions...
Dark Missions...
On the road
On the road
Oooo
On the road
On the road
On the road to Silver Dollar City
We're on our way
We're on the road
We're on our way
We're on the road
On the road to Silver Dollar City
We're on the road
We've pack our things and we've been
driving all day long long
We're on the road just driving along
Driving along
Now here's the plan:
We're going head down to Branson
Time to watch some shows and have fun
gotta see them all
gotta see them all
We'll keep on drivin'
Drivin'
And then we'll drive some more
Driving together
Finding a place worth driving for
We're on the road to Silver dollar City
Up and down, along the way
We're on the road
We're on the road to Silver Dollar City
We got some cash and a place to play
Gotta get there
We're on our way
Gotta get there
Silver Dollar City
We left our home and now we see a new horizon
Horizon
But one day we'll come back to IJ Studios
We're coming back coming back
We're on the road to see simulated mountain life.
And we won't quit until we see ever show
We'll keep on drivin'
And then we'll drive some more
Driving together
Finding a place worth driving for
We're on the road
To Silver Dollar City
Up and sown around the bend
Were on the road to Silver Dollar City
We're on the road we're on the road to Silver Dollar City
We're on the road
We're on the road to Silver Dollar City
Silver Dollar City
Up and down
Up and down
Along the way
Come on let's play
We're on the road to Silver Dollar City
We got some cash and a place to play
We're on the road to Silver Dollar City
Silver Dollar City
Awaiting the adventures of another day
We're on the road to Silver Dollar City
Silver Dollar City
On the way to Silver Dollar City
On the way to Silver Dollar City
On the way to Silver Dollar City
-Thank you and sorry for this.-
-in the tune of the "Love Theme of MST3K"-
-TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS-
(Where applicable)
Down inside a missile silo
Devoid of sanity
Where a guy called IJ Dee-Vo lived
A mental institute escapee
Got a gig as a security guard
Minimum wage for a day of working hard
An old abandoned warehouse was his assigned place
Then got abducted by aliens
And taken to outer space
(That probe's cold!)
Play music over the web
The best you can find
(la-la-la)
If you refuse your brain implant
Will then force you to comply
(la-la-la)
Now keep in mind he can't control
A music station all alone
(la-la-la)
So he went and brought in some friends
Who now all call this place their home
IJ Roll Call:
(All right let's go!)
Tachi!
(Coffee's done!)
Sock Monkey!
(His butt's red!)
Little Mouth!
(Shut him up please!)
Tiiiiiiiimy!
(lots O' tentacles!)
If you want to know where IJ Studios is
So you can visit, call or fax
(la-la-la)
Remember it's all about the music
Just tune in and relax
(Did we mention we still have nukes?)
For every weekly IJ Studios Playlist!
-Push the button Tachi!-
Sock Monkey-That funky Monkey
Caffeine junkie Monkey
That funky Monkey
Got this dance that's more then real
Drink Volt Cola here's how you feel
Code all day, code all night
Go to FragFest nuke everything in sight
Sock Monkey codes the Super Computer Blue Cubed
Makes the most 1337 hacker look like a n0ob
Whatever Tachi may think it can't make a fuss
Cause IJ Dee-Vo says the monkey stays with us
IJ Dee-Vo drinks A&W root bear
Tachi uses WD-40 to lube its gears
I drink Volt Cola and I rock real well
Underground in IJ Studios that's where I dwell
Sock Monkey-That funky Monkey
Caffeine junkie Monkey
That funky Monkey
Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it in my face
Monkey likes it when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the terminal getting kind of funky
The IJ Studios Crew depends on this Monkey
Little Mouth came by and started to speak
Had to stop it now, else it would last all week
Took a moldy piece of bread and said “Catch”
Threw it out the room and then locked the hatch
Went back to Quake, knew the peace would not last
So I took out all the other players fast.
Sock Monkey-That funky Monkey
Caffeine junkie Monkey
That funky Monkey
Step up to the terminal turn the power on
Playing first person shooters till the crack of dawn
Take a sip of Volt Cola and your eyes open wide
Soon you're shooting up your opponent's hide
You got your lame energy drink thinking you're so cool
Go up against me in Halo and you'll look like a fool
I'll down more caffeine in a single gulp
Then you'll drink from sun down to sun up
Monkey an parties and coding and fragging
Got a T1 line so I never fear lagging
Doesn't matter if your in a group are alone
Go up against a Code Monkey and you'll get p0wn3d
I drink it - I think it - I see it – I be it
This Monkey has a red but that's where a sit
I drink it straight from the bottle or in a cup
Come on everybody let's drink it all up
Sock Monkey-That funky Monkey
Caffeine junkie Monkey
That funky Monkey
I Still have feelings like you
Coffee tins, tonic and gin
I left them and came with you
I may not be able to make caffinated drinks I know
But my gears will last forever
I'm happy to be, in your party
Aren't you?
Robots can be for evil or good
Please don't reprogram me
My memories and thoughts
Are all I have left
Am I malfunctioning?
In the year of 2003 AD
I was left in the scrapyard to rust
Then you came along and I played this song
Covered in dust.
7-4-C-H-1
That is my name
But you can call me
Anything
Wont you let me stay here,
I'll Tend to this place.
I'm good at broadcasting.
So IJ Dee-Vo and me we broadcast the mp3s
To give the world of music a brighter future
Just listen and see this station we made
For you.
Though I am made of Titanium
I still have feelings like you
Won't you pick me
Instead of that monkey?
I can rip Cd's too!
Just sit right back & you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful game
That started from this tropic port
aboard this tiny plane.
The mate was a speedy blue hedgehog,
The pilot a two tailed fox.
They took off following their radar that day,
over ocean and rocks
Over ocean and rocks.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny plane was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Tornado would be lost,
The Tornado would be lost.
The plane's a-ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Sonic,
Tails too,
Marine and Blaze,
The Pirates:
Captain Whisker and Johnny
Here on Southern Isle.
So this is the tale of the castaways, they’re here for a long, long time,
They’ll have to make the best of things, it’s an uphill climb.
Sonic and Miles "Tails" Prower too, will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable, in their tropic island nest.
No phone! No lights! No motor cars, not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe, as primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends, you’re sure to get a smile
From anthropomorphic animals, here on Southern Isle!
EVERY BODY LISTENS TO TECHNO
EVERYBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO
EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY
EVERY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEE
DEE
DEE
DEE
EEE
EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Where the world was filled with holiday cheer.
The Festivus pole was proudly standing tall in the room,
An antenna to attract Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man from the moon.
Each of the IJ Crew were all down and out,
As rats roaches, and vermin scurried about.
Tachi was charging, Little Mouth was sleeping under a rock,
IJ Dee-Vo was passed out, Sock Monkey swinging in his hammock.
When echoing out through the halls
was a sound so loud it shuddered the walls.
IJ DeeVo got to his feet as quick as a flash
And towards the sound he made a mad dash.
The flicker of florescent lights on the metal grated floor
Gave an ominous appearance to the stark decor.
When what through camera 12 did my eyes spy,
But a spaceship hovering there in the sky.
Captained by a large 50's style automaton,
I knew it must be Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man.
More rapid then tachyons his drones did came,
And he beeped and whistled and synthed out their names.
"Now Ampere, now Faraday, now Coulomb, now Tesla,
"On Ohm, on Hertz, on Watt on Volta!
"To above area 51, to the bottom of groom lake,
"Warp factor 6, leave the air force behind in our wake."
As particles from the sun's corona make their way,
When met with an obstacle they cleared it with a death ray.
So down upon the hilltop they all did land
With a UFO full of gear and Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man.
And then a faint twinkling I could just hear,
As a column of light in the next room did appear.
As I stealthily poked my head ninja-like what did I spy?
But Yuletide Gift Dispensing Man beaming down right before my eyes.
He was clad in titanium from antenna to threads.
All of his corners sharp, not one rounded edge.
His body was large, a container for swag.
On his back was a maid in Taiwan tag.
His eyes gave a soft neon glow, his arms hydraulic,
His cheeks rusted red, his nose brightly lit.
His expressionless mouth was cut into his face
And his welded on beard was white from tip to base.
From between his teeth sparks did spew forth,
And bellowed out smoke, obscuring his girth.
He had a precision machined face, in his chest a door
That he opened and took a gift to be placed on the floor.
He was a heavy and metal, a well built bot.
A laugh pored out me though it hard I fought.
A blinking of an eye a few rotations of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He synthed not a sound but went straight to his job
And placed each item with the whirling of a gear and a cog.
Then opening a claw and pointed his arm up high,
He teleported back to his ship in the sky.
He powered the warp drive up and gave the sign,
And away they all flew through space and time.
But I heard him exclaim as he sped away,
Have a cool yule, and check out my store on E-bay!
70 Level Elite Tauren Chieftain's "I Am Murloc"
rwl rwl rwl rwl
From the coast of Westfall
To Black Fathom Deeps
Silent I'll hunt you
Silent I will creep
Gilding through the depths
Gliding to your death
Upon the shore I rise
Hold my flippers to the skies
rwl rwl rwl rwl rwl rwl rwl
I am more then a fish
I am more then a man
Death will rise from the tide
rwlrwlrwlrwl
I am Murloc
I am king of the sea
But I'm not Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
rwl rwl rwl rwl
I am Murloc
Hunter of the tide
I will end your life
Mourn your fallen brave
Sleep in a sunken grave
Feel the deadly fin
My nets drag you in
Bloodstain sand and gore
All that's left upon the shore
rwl rwl rwl rwl rwl rwl rwl
I am more then a fish
I am more then a man
Death will rise from the tide
rwlrwlrwlrwl
I am Murloc
I am king of the sea
But I'm not Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
rwlrwlrwlrwl
Oh yah!
I am Murloc
YAH!
Empty eyes never blinking
Armored scales but never sinking
Puddle jumper, the Coastal Runner
Call me the Tide Hunter
Raise your flipper to the sky
rwlrwlrwlrwl rwlrwlrwl
I am more then a fish
I am more then a man
Death will rise from the tide
rwlrwlrwlrwl
I am Murloc
I am king of the sea
Not a queen like Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
rwl rwl rwl rwl
I am death
rwl rwl rwl rwl
(IJ Dee-Vo takes out his electric banjo)
There was a feller known as IJ Dee-Vo
Strange guy with an Internet show
Polluting the web with his MP3s
Well in between his webcasts he'd while away
Hours with his orc warrior on WoW most of the day
Immersed in a virtual world where he felt free
Well he received an email from those Blizzard Folks
Said there's going be an expansion pack and it wasn't a joke
That there will be a collectors edition filled with swag
Well IJ Dee-Vo had the previous collectors stuff
But knew it wasn't enough
This new one was something he had to bag
So the first thing you know IJ Dee-Vo started counting the days
And he had saved up all of his mon-ay
For when that release date would come around
He got together an Orc Warrior Costume
Modeled after his character a level 52
And in this get up he drove into town
He set up camp the night before
Positioning himself right by the door
Effectively blocking the way into the mall
The night was dark and the concrete hard and cold
It was enough to scare off even the bold
But he was determined to beat them all
Well morning did come and the sun did rose
IJ Dee-Vo woke up and sprung to his toes
And was first in line and shouted “HOOORAY!”
But the way was blocked by a security guard
He stared for a while and shook his head hard
“We don't cater to orcs here no way.”
So IJ Dee-Vo started to roam
But each place was the same so he went back home
Went online and bought it on Ebay
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday to United States of America...
Happy Birthday to you...
"The IJ Studios Crew"
Mysterious and spookey,
They're altogether together ookey,
The IJ Studios Crew
IJ Studios is a missle silo
Broadcasting songs grabbed by their tentacles,
For the best underground music it's the place to go,
The IJ Studios Crew.
Neat
Sweet
Petite
Strange
Diranged
So log on right now,
And you will say WoW,
Their Halloween Spookatcular is a howl,
The IJ Studios Crew.
From East to North
From West to South
Everyone wants to be
Interviewed by Little Mouth!
hello i am called little mouth
that's because i have a little mouth
whenever i go out
the people always shout
there goes little mouth